Mutant Bizzaro Transformer

ok so thats one more list that didnt get finished...what else is new?...i'll tell ya!...i started back to school...yea me...and after two successful weeks back at school i injured myself in a derby game...so now im hobbling around campus in the darth vader boot...which puts so much pressure on my "bad" knee that im tempted to put my metal knee brace on instead of the stretchy one...but then i would like like some mutant bizzaro transformer...so thats a no go...either way...im miserable...i'll not be able to skate for at least 4-6 weeks prolly more until the swelling goes down and we figure out what happened to it...in other news...Friday and Number 5 (whitey)were taken in by the Fayetteville Animal Protection Society...the only no kill facility here in fayetteville...and me and the kids visit them every week...i miss him so much...i try to make meatwad act like friday...but he wont do it...but he does let me call him friday and do that baby cat lady talk to him...i believe he secretly loves it...i lost my digital camera...i have no idea where it is...could be anywhere in this giant haystack of a house...i have offered a $5 reward for it...but none of the children have discovered it yet...i thought i took it with me when we went to see Mia and Crystal wrestle at the Px...but who knows...wellllll...guess that about does it for current info...see nothing too exciting...hope you all had a lovely easter...i spent mine on the couch with the flu...ahem...thanks to certain teammates and their cooties...i look forward to a very relaxing summer and hopefully fully recuperated one...

my 100....#1-26...or something

ok so i've done a poor job of keeping up with this blog...i had great intentions...here is a list about what else??...me...i have sat back and enviously watched as friends have blogged daily and wished i could keep up with my blog that vigorously too...but, no...its not meant to be...but every now and then i can throw you a juicy bone like this one...enjoy


100 things about ME…
1. my full name is anna patricia whitman…I answer to tricia or evl..oh yeah and mom..pfftt…as if…
2. i love cats…well all creatures really…i wish I could take care of them all
3. I love the summer…the searing hot texas summer…im sure there are other wonderful seasons to be experienced but none as searing and memorable to me as those I spent in texas…
4. I love writing in my blog but sometimes I neglect it…luckily I have friends that encourage and inspire me to keep up with this great form of communication…this is my favorite story yet… http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&FriendID=30682243&blogMonth=4&blogDay=1&blogYear=2006
5. do I even have to mention the roller derby thing and how incredibly obsessed I am?...it all started in October of 2006…and I am glad I never gave up!
6. one of my favorite movie trilogies of all time? Planet of the Apes!!...i even make my children watch it…i made alex watch it with me when he was only 2 months old….i just love those stinking monkeys…..
7. I have a very sick sense of humor…or maybe inappropriate is a better word…im not talking about bloody, guts, and gore…im talking say the wrong thing, foot in the mouth, say whats on my mind when I should be shutting up
8. my mind is usually in the gutter…
9. I have the weirdest dreams…I can remember in high school reading all those dream books and trying to examine mine…I kept a dream journal and would even try to manipulate and coerce my brain to answer questions..
10. when I was 19…I said that if I ever won the texas lottery I was going to buy some land and open up a ranch…called the Double HHBL Ranch—Hunka Hunka Burnin Luv Ranch a shelter for animals sooo don’t name your ranch that or I’ll be mad…
11. I believe in kharma…and the circle of life…and that Mufasa got a raw deal….
12. My favorite color is plaid…metallic silver runs a close second…
13. I love shopping, looking at things to buy, looking online, its fun…(especially for derby gear)
14. I love playing sports….especially rollerderby..yeaaaa…ive been playing since I was knee high to a grass hopper…every kind of sport….softball, volleyball, basketball, track….even won some of them gold medals fer runnin fast…
15. did I mention how much I love avacadoes?...i do…I love them…in tortillas…on salad…on chips…in sushi….in spring rolls…mmmm…
16. sometimes I will think of someone and mysteriously my phone will ring and it will be them….weird…coincidence??..eehhhh…
17. I love to read…I can remember some of the first books that were read to me when I was 4, the ones I read when I in was in kindergarten…Ann Likes Red…how appropriate…Tiki Tiki Timbo…reading was an important part of my life….it was my escape from reality…
18. I am definitely not a people person…it takes a while for me to feel comfortable around new people…some people I know right off that I’m going to get along with…others takes me a while to read them…
19. when I was a kid…I watched dukes of hazard and dallas every Friday night…
20. during the summer I picnicked in my backyard and used the water hose to make a ghetto slip n slide on the porch with my brother and sister…the water bill must have been hell for my parents…
21. I love days of our lives…yes the soap opera…and I read a blog about the daily episodes on this website
22. http://www.prevuze.blogspot.com/ …its what gets me up in the mornings…
23. i love driving…I got my license when I was 16 and I never turned back…I love tromping around….and driving fast…I love driving cross country…
24. I still love the smell of Stetson…for those of you that have no idea what the hell im talking about….got to the cologne section of wal mart and look for it…I guess it reminds me of those days in the middle school when guys couldn’t wait to lather themselves with it…and polo…but when I catch a waft of Stetson..wooooo
25. I’m a procrastinator its taken me at least 3 weeks to get this list posted…I’m just highly disorganized…too many things to focus on at once…
26. I like pina coladas…but not so much the rain…its all right? Its all right!...its all right?...i am into yoga (sometimes) and I have half a brain…

today is just not a good day...today felt even more like a monday than yesterday...i am incredibly sad...i cant catch friday...even though i try...we've left food out for him...and a warm electric blanket...and still he runs from us...its freezing tonight...like in the Teens...and i just want him to be home snuggled up getting some love from us...but instead he is out in the cold...freezing his fuzzy lil buns off...looking for food...or us...or something...i just want him back home...today a gray long haired cat walked into our garage....drew must keep the garage door open in his man cave...his smoking really offends me...and this kitty walked in...i loved it and gave it some food and water...and i told him he could stay for the night...we'll see what happens...as i walked to the front door to leave food out for Friday and plug in the electric blanked i saw Friday run away from our front door...i want him back so much!...im very sad...i cant be consoled right now...not to mention that my kids are really testing me...pushing the limit...making messes...not doing their homework or chores...and just all around being little spoiled rotten jerks...little do they know tomorrow will wreak havoc with their play time...and this might be an ongoing test to see who can hold out the longest...i know it will be me...

today was very slow....and i woke up not at 6:30 like i had wanted to...so i could wake the kids up to prepare for back to school Thursday...instead i slept till 8...and then woke them up...either way...they still woke up 2 hours earlier than what theyve been getting up at...the rest of the day passed by like in slow motion...until i realized i had forgotten to take my meds...yes i have also begun the slow road towards medicating my adhd...and its been so productive...actually finishing tasks all by my lil self...i have begun to declutter the house...and organize myself and children...its been awesome...its funny when i forget though...i know that something is missing but i cant quite put my finger on it...

so most of the day was spent watching Love and Logic tapes by jim fay...how to be a loving parent that uses logic in discipling their children....too easy right?...you should totally look this up...its been great...making kids responsible for their choices...omg...what a concept...then alex turned on the history channel and we got caught up with the tale of civil war...and lincoln's assassination...very hypnotic...i only got grossed out when i was trying to eat my foccia bread and olive oil dipping sauce...only to look up at the tv and see amputees...and other soldiers with missing appendages...not a happy sight...

the best part of my day?...practice!...i led practice for the 2nd time this week...i hope everyone enjoyed it...i tried to make it as diverse as possible mix it up a little bit...our coach is out of town for the holidays...so i was asked to take over in her absence...very humbling and a lot more stressful than i initially thought...i'll be glad when she gets back...

and to top the night off right...a glass of wine and steak...yummm...especially since it was ready and waiting for me when i got home...never mind that i prepared it all...drew broiled it just right...i put the kids to bed...much to their dismay...and snuggled up on my bed to watch....wife swap...it was silly tonight...a homeschooling frumpy mom and a frumpy looking beauty pageant mom switch homes...geeee big suprise of what happenes next...then it was two episodes of Supernanny...i must find out how much of that show is scripted and how much is really true...just so curious...but i love a lot of the ideas they come up with....i just wish they would do more follow up for these families...it seems almost cruel that they intrude on these people with such emotional and sometimes physical problems...hang out with them for only a week and then leave them....what about counseling?...what do they fall back on when they get frustrated or things arent working out...parenting is never perfect...ahh well...i'm tired now...that steak is putting me to sleep....night

you people suck....

why...oh why...i was feeling purty good...2 blogs on this site in the past few weeks....and then i start trolling through a few blogs...and i'm thrown for a loop...how could i possibly keep up with all this??...people are blogging everyday?...365 days a year?...the only thing i know that i do everyday...thanks ADHD...is piss...how about once a week?....lets start small?...let my brain cells fuse back together and begin working as a unit...and then...then i can bring you some quality blogging....instead of this poopoo dribble i've been spurting out for now...

ok...whining over...its almost 1am here...and its one more day until school starts back up for the heathens...i am not prepared....waking up at 6am is not my favorite thing to do...so i must away now...to my fortress of solitude...and re-energize myself...prepare for the morning of back to school hell that awaits me on thursday...

Not so Happy New Years

so how was your new years?...mine was spent much like every new years...wishing i was ending the previous year on a higher note than the year before...and hoping that the new year will lead me down an enlightened path...unfortunately all the years before have not been as successful....but this year feels different...I AM Different...i want things....i want things really bad....and i want things to change...i want to change them...i'm tired of getting what i always get...and most of all not doing what will make me happy...have i been vague enough?...have i managed to say enough without saying anything at all....thats fine with me...because i know...thats all that matters...they say desire is the root to all evil...welcome to the year of EVL

clean up time

its Thursday morning and im laying in bed...i need to get up and clean...but im sleepy and my body is achy from yesterday's practice...ive just read through all my favorite sites...myspace...my yahoo email account...http://www.prevuze.blogspot.com/
its a days of our lives site for reading all the episodes of days...its awesome...im addicted and i cant go through my day without it...the local newspaper online...and of course my bank account...blah...now for some coffee...and to face the day and heathens...